And Your Starter for Ten…
August 5, 2005 | Category: Sexblogs
Does making a post out of your answers to someone else’s quiz qualify as cheating? I wasn’t sure. I’ve avoided it up to now in case the more serious bloggers out there wrote me off as a lightweight before I’d got my feet under the table. But given that I haven’t had much time to draft something shatteringly original, and having seen About Last Night’s answers to a quiz he’d originally found on Married With Sex, I thought that maybe I wouldn’t be overly damned for posting my own answers. So here goes:
1. How old are you now?
36
2. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16, on the cusp of 17.
3. Who did you lose your virginity to? How old was the girl?
She was 17, and a virgin too. I remember her very well, but in the interests of anonymity, I won’t be revealing her name.
4. Was your first time what you expected or was it disappointing?
I don’t think any boy/youth/man can anticipate just how good it feels to slide your cock into a woman’s cunt for that first time. All the trace memories and imperatives stored within your genetic make-up seem to jump up and shout ‘Eureka!’ all at once. For me, it felt so good, and so right. Hand in glove time. I was fortunate too, because we’d discussed the issue well in advance, and she was already on the pill. So I got to ride in bareback. Surprisingly enough, I didn’t set any endurance records on that first occasion. Nor the second. Nor the third. But I’ve improved since.
5. Have you ever asked a girl to comment on the size of your cock, in comparison to her other experiences? And if so do you think she would be honest or lie to you?
I’ve never asked, but I’ve had the information volunteered to me. So far, I seem to be holding my own. As to whether the feedback was exaggerated … I don’t think it was, but who knows for sure?
6. What is your favourite position during sex? And why so?
I don’t think I have a favourite position. If I’m having sex, I’m just delighted to be having sex, whatever the respective arrangement of our bodies. What I like to do at the time is dependant on mood. Sometimes, I enjoy lying back and being used as a flesh-and-blood dildo, especially if we’re fantasising aloud together. Other times, I might crave the intimacy of a vanilla missionary. I like to think of myself as fairly versatile when it comes to positions. If you were to put a gun to my head, I guess a consistent choice would be ‘doggy-style’ (I hate the way that sounds and reads: can’t we all say ‘croupade’ or ‘� la négresse’ instead?). I do enjoy the shape made by a woman’s waist flaring into her hips, and the delicious peach of her buttocks. I also like watching my cock slide in and out of her.
9. Is it important for guys to make the girl cum?
Absolutely. Provided that she wants to orgasm. There have been times when my partner was less interested in her own orgasm than she was in mine. You have to respect your partner’s choices.
8. When you experience an orgasm, do you cum a lot?
Compared to who? Or to what? For instance, I think an elephant may well have me licked. In terms relative to me, it will depend on how many orgasms preceded that one, and how recently they occurred. If it’s been a week or more, then you’d best get something solid and waterproof in the way of that first one. There she blows!
9. Do you prefer to cum in a girl or on a girl? And where do you like to cum?
I enjoy the intimacy and the privilege of being able to orgasm inside my partner, but that’s not to say ejaculating over her body isn’t a thrill.
10. As a Guy do you prefer a girl to be submissive or take control?
Again, it depends on the mood. I can enjoy both.
11. When a guy asks a girl to talk dirty… what do you want the girl to talk about?
I love being told if I’m doing something that she enjoys, but if I’m missing the point, I want her to tell me how to get back to it. She can be as demure or as crude as she likes, but crude language coming out of the mouth of a woman who ordinarily wouldn’t say “damn” is especially arousing. I also relish listening to her previous experiences, as well as her fantasies, all the things that she’d like to do, and who with. Talking during sex is an enormous turn-on for me. It melds the physical experience with the imagination.
12. Do guys like a girl to tell them when they are going to cum or do guys just look for our expressions?
Sometimes I like to work it out for myself, but there are times when I want to hear her say those four words. And then those two words!
13. Do guys prefer girls with experience? Or does innocence turn you on?
An experienced woman has the potential to make for a more ‘plug-and-play’ encounter, and it could be seen as a challenge to pit your experience against hers. But there’s something darkly seductive about the prospect of having a blank (or blankish) slate to play with, mould, and possibly corrupt. Sex with a new partner always has the potential to be an exciting and pleasurable encounter for both parties, regardless of their level of experience.
14. Have you ever desired a friend’s girlfriend? And have you or would you act on it? Details please…
Yes, no and no.
15. What is your favourite position to get a blowjob in?
Well, I like it when my cock’s standing out in front of me, and it’s in the woman’s mouth. No, seriously, I’m not very good at being entirely passive, so any position where I can reach her either with my hands or my mouth. I’m a big fan of soixante-neuf for that very reason.
16. What do you like best when a girl is sucking your cock?
The fact that my cock is in her mouth. No, seriously again, I like the outset, when she’s still in the teasing phase, taking her time, drawing out my expectations. And climaxing inside her mouth. There’s something wickedly pleasurable about orgasming inside a woman’s mouth.
17. Do you prefer a girl who swallows, and how important is it that a girl swallows?
I enjoy women who swallow; it’s a hell of a complement to be paid, as well as wonderfully sensual. That said, I’m not likely to kick a woman out of bed because she won’t swallow my come. It’s not the be-all and end-all. But being with a woman who really wants to swallow your semen … that’s arousing.
18. If a girl doesn’t swallow for you, where do you like to cum at?
Wherever will give her the most pleasure / cause her the least exasperation. I like coming over, or even between, a woman’s breasts; I’ve been fortunate to enjoy some really spectacular “tit fucks”. I have no urge to denigrate a woman by blasting my semen in her face; on the other hand, if a facial was what she truly wanted, it would arouse me to satisfy her desire.
19. What is the most interesting place you have received oral sex? And who gave it to you?
This one has had me racking my brains. The sad truth is, I don’t think I’ve ever received oral sex in a really interesting place. I wish I could tell you that I’d been blown at Wembley Stadium, or in Concorde’s toilets, or inside the Palace of Westminster, but it would be a big fat dirty lie. Possibly - because it marked the fulfilment of a long-held fantasy, and because it was such a superlative blow job (reminder: must write post on this) - the most interesting place was in a forty year old woman’s bedroom (I was twenty-two at the time), watching it all unfurl in the floor to ceiling mirrors that lined one of the walls.
20. How old were you when you first started to jack-off?
Around 13. My first orgasm didn’t come from a traditional handjob. I was lying face down on my bed, writing erotic scenarios about a girl I was attracted to at school (barely a teenager, and already writing about sex!) grinding my loins against the bed as I wrote. The more I ground, the more pleasurable the feelings became, until the inevitable happened. I thought I’d broken something, until I realised there was no pain and only pleasure. And I suppose that’s when the addiction began.
21 How did you learn to jack-off?
It was an extension of the above experience. I wanted a repeat of those sensations, so I just kept playing until I found a technique that produced the desired results.
22. How old were you when you got your first blow job? How old was the girl and how did it come about?
I was 16. It was before I lost my virginity, and with a different girl. She asked me if she could. I think I lost my voice at that point and had to settle for nodding. I didn’t come. I don’t think she wanted to go that far. I think she was simply curious about the sensation of having one in her mouth. She offered me the chance to go down on her in return, but being the naïve boyish idiot that I was, I turned her down. Stupid boy! Dr Brown? Get that DeLorean over here, the one with the flux capacitor! I want to get her up to 88MPH!
23. How old were you when you first fingered a girl? How old was she?
I was around 15, and she was a year younger. We were at a friend’s house, watching one of his dad’s ‘Swedish Erotica’ VHS tapes which he’d found hidden in his parents’ wardrobe. It was ‘Jolly Hockey Sticks‘, I think. There was a group of us, four guys and three girls, something like that. I remember being aroused by the film, but I didn’t expect it to have the same sort of effect on my girlfriend. The others went upstairs (I don’t recall why, but I’m sure it had something to do with sex) and we ended up lying on the carpet behind a big armchair at the back of the room, next to the patio doors. I remember the sun beating down on us through the glass, how warm I felt. As we kissed, I slipped my hand inside her daringly short skirt and over the front of her panties. Normally, she’d put an end to such boldness pretty quickly, but this time she made no effort to stop me. Encouraged, I lifted the edge of her panties, slipped my hand inside and ran my fingers through the tight curls atop her mound. I could scarcely believe what was I was doing, what she was allowing. We stopped when the rest of the group came back downstairs, but later that evening, when we were alone, I got to finger my first girl.
24. What is the best part about fingering a girl that you like?
I like everything about it. Being able to fully explore her, inside and out. The ability to vary the intensity in an instant. Feeling the way her sex changes, from being closed up and barely damp, to being in full flower and deliciously moist. It’s a wonderful way to learn something about her rhythms and her desires. And it allows you to keep your mouth busy with kissing her, or nuzzling her neck, or licking her breasts, or…
25. Would you like to watch a girl masturbate?
Does a one legged duck with a lisp swim in circles going “Kwap”?
26. Have you ever watched a girl masturbate and if so what was the experience like?
Yes. It was (and is) a beautiful and erotic experience, because women possess a grace and artfulness that we men lack.
27. Do you prefer a 3-some with two girls or do you like to double-team a girl?
My preference would be for two girls, but the idea of another man assisting me to pleasure MW is also a turn-on.
28. Do you like to fuck a girl in the ass? If so when was the first time and how old was she and you?
Yes, but as an occasional spice, rather than as a regular main course. The first time was when I was 20; she was 19. We’d been going steady for over a year, and we were in a phase of wanting to expand our boundaries by exploring more decadent and taboo aspects of sex (come to think of it, that phase has been going on for me for 17 years now!). Basically, we wanted to be naughty, and anal sex was one avenue to explore. I enjoyed the newness, the tightness, and the knowledge that it was a forbidden act, both morally and legally (at the time, you could actually be arrested in the UK for fucking a woman in the ass.)
29. Have you ever had sex while someone else was watching you? If so who watched you?
Yes. We’ve fucked in front of the couples that we’ve played with. The first time was a little self-conscious for us both, and then you remember why you’re there, and that it feels good, and suddenly you forget that you’re being watched and the nerves fade away. And then you realise that you can watch real life people having passionate sex five feet away from you, and you think, ‘Who the hell needs porn?’
30. Would you like to be watched while having sex?
Been there, done that, quite like it.
31. If your partner asked you for a 3-some with another guy, would you do it? And if she wanted you both at the same time, would you prefer to be the guy fucking a girl’s ass or pussy and why?
Yes. Being inside her pussy would be my numero uno choice (because I happen to think she has a wonderfully fuckable pussy), but I’d definitely want to try both options. I’m a man who enjoys experiences and variety.
32. Have you ever been in an orgy? Where and when?
Not an orgy - four people at once is our max, and numerically, that doesn’t qualify.
33. Would you like to be in an orgy?
Yes. I’m curious, and in the right circumstances, with the right people, it could be spectacularly erotic. It may well be clichéd, but I’ve always found the masked orgy scene in ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ to be arousing.
34. Have you ever tied a girl up or been tied up? Would you like to try it?
Yes/yes, therefore I have tried it.
35. How big is your cock? Would you like it to be bigger?
If the average length is 6 inches, and the average girth is 5 inches, then I’m bigger than average. I haven’t had any complaints this far, therefore, I’m content. When a woman points at my cock and laughs, “Gee, I didn’t realise they came that small”, then maybe I’ll want a bigger one.
36. Does it turn a guy on to see a girl being fucked by a guy with a big cock?
Yes, because men are all visually oriented, we like to see women suffering and we’re all latently homosexual to boot. Seriously though, it could be a turn-on, so long as the woman (a) wanted to be fucked by a big cock and (b) the big cock in question was providing her with a great deal of pleasure. [For an interesting debate on the issue of 'giant' cocks, try here ]
37. What is the biggest cock you have seen and whose was it?
Red Rum’s. I’m telling you, that guy was a fucking stallion
38. Have you ever cheated on your partner and if so who was it with and how good was it?
On the advice of counsel, I decline to answer.
39. Do you like a girl whose pussy is bare, neatly trimmed, or just natural?
Bare/neatly trimmed are my preferences. It’s too neck and neck to choose an outright winner; bare suits some women better than others, but a narrow ‘landing strip’ can be very inviting. Natural can be lovely too, but I’m not into really hirsute women.
40. What words turn you on the most during sex?
“I’m going to come.” “I’m coming.” “I want to ride your cock while I’m sucking him.” “I want her to lick my clit while you’re fucking me” Etc. Etc.
41. As a guy, is it a turn on to fuck another guys girl? Why?
It would be a turn-on if she were desirable, and if she desired me too. It wouldn’t have anything to do with her being another guy’s girl. I don’t see how you derive pleasure from sexual betrayal.
42. Have you ever watched two girls having sex? Would you like to?
Yes. Every time I get to see MW with another woman, I think to myself that God has cut me a break the size of the Grand Canyon. When God made women, he was having a pretty good day. But I think he actually got the title ‘God’ when he came up with girl-girl sex.
43. What is the wildest sex story another guy has told you and did you believe him?
A guy once told me about the time he’d paid for the company of an attractive prostitute somewhere in Europe. When they got down to it, he put his hand down the front of her panties, and found that she had a cock. His exact words to me were: “I thought to myself, ‘Fuck it. I’ve started … I may as well finish.’” Knowing who he was, I believed him.
44. If you stumbled upon someone having sex and they could not see you, would you stay and watch or leave?
Tricky. I’d like to think that I’d be noble enough to respect their privacy and leave them to it, but there’s this little voice somewhere in the back of my head whispering, “Stay and watch! Stay and watch!” I think it would probably depend on my interpretation of the scene: if I felt that they really didn’t want to be watched, I’d be out of there.
45. Does watching sex turn you on?
Erm … Yes.
46. Where is the most public place you have had sex?
On the edge of a cliff overlooking the Atlantic. There was another, higher cliff behind us, and we’d only just started when we realised there was a family of five looking down on us from above. Fortunately, we were standing up and fully clothed (I’d simply unzipped myself, unbuttoned the lower part of MW’s summer dress, and slipped her panties to one side) so I’m sure the kids didn’t have any idea what we were actually up to. I think the parents caught on pretty quickly though.
47. What is the kinkiest thing you have done?
The foursomes we’ve enjoyed with other couples. I don’t want to say too much. There’s material on that subject that I want to save for individual posts on the subject.
48. What is the most number of times you have cum in a day?
5, I think. I seem to recall a certain amount of delirium afterwards.
49. Do you shoot, spurt or ooze when you cum?
What’s the difference between ’shooting’ and ’spurting’? Never mind. If I had three orgasms in fairly quick succession, I think it would be a case of shoot, spurt and ooze, in that order. Doesn’t quite have the same ring as “Eats, Shoots and Leaves”, does it?
50. What would be your best fantasy come true?
Being dragged out of a foursome with Jeri Ryan, Gillian Anderson and Jolene Blaylock because Cate Blanchett, Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry were demanding I be brought to their room.
Now, just to make this a little more interactive, here’s a question for you: how many double entendres can you find in my responses? Answers either via email or comment. I’ll try and think of a suitable prize for the winner.
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I very much enjoyed that read.
I confess, I’m a little aroused. I suspect I’ll have to go and do something about this now.
Steff:
I must confess that that’s the first time my involvement with a quiz has had that effect. Could we have happened upon a new form of foreplay and seduction? In any event, I’m flattered my answers produced such a response, and I hope that you enjoyed your “something”, whatever it might have been…
EA
ha! I guess it does sound odd. I don’t think it’s your answers that did at, no. It’s just got me thinking of how there are so many tastes out there, and how complicated each one is. Got my imagination working.
Domino effect or something.
Funny.
Dang! And there’s me busy taking credit I’m not due! Even so, it’s good you got something positive out of the post. I know exactly what you mean about the domino effect. Sometimes, it can be just a sentence, or even a few words in someone’s blog that will trigger a train of thought I might never have otherwise considered.
And so as I type this, I’ll raise my half-finished tumbler of Jack Daniels in thanks for the fact that we’re a marvellously diverse species, especially when it comes to our sexual peccadilloes…
EA
Ain’t it a beautiful thang?
Makes you wanna listen to Louie Armstrong or something.
Here’s to the bright blessed day, and the dark sacred night.
EA
Steph, you’re not the only one aroused by this entry.
EA, this was a splendid read. You write so well, it’s hard not to feel something…
And I’m so much more relaxed now, with you to thank!
Cookie,
I’m delighted to know that you got something truly tangible from the post…
EA
Oh you - you made me read through twice. The second time very carefully looking for double entendres. I think I come up with 16. Shall I go through one more time and be sure?? Always interesting to see the answers, and the questions.
It is so nice to read a man’s answers that are so well thought out and with so much respect. I read many blogs and your’s is by far, THE best, its is intelligent, well written as well as informative, and of course, very highly charged sexually. Thank you for sharing and for your honesty as I believe these answers to be honest, I feel I know you just that little bit better now…
They are honest answers, FS. And I’m pleased that you appreciated them…
~EA
wow ! a little more knowledge of you is revealed each time you answer….you do answer honestly, somehow you can tell…along with lust and respect for your partners, a delicious combination ..
You flatter me, Kimmie - thank you…
~EA