Eventually, you come to realise that - despite all the arguments and protestations to the contrary - money is a damned important commodity in this life. It allows you to get all sorts of things. The bricks and mortar that shelter you. The food that keeps your belly from crying out. The medicines that ease your aches and pains.
And the bandwidth that keeps your blog permeating the Internet.
Subtle, eh?
That last point is the motivating factor for this enterprise (feel free to delete the word ‘enterprise’, and substitute ‘hair-brained scheme’ in its place, if you wish - I’m half-way to doing that myself, and it’s my enterprise). After a bad experience with free blog hosting (anyone remember ‘Indecent Blogging’? - RIP), I struck out by myself quite a while ago. I enjoy the freedom and independence that choice gives me, but it does come at a price. And in a world where bandwidth is king, the more read your blog becomes, the higher that price is.
So, in order to recoup a margin of those costs, I’ve designed an exclusive item of apparel for the more discerning woman. Actually, I designed the logo that adorns this exclusive item of apparel: someone else must take credit for the actual substance.
Anyway…
Ladies and gentleman - allow me to present the ‘Easily Aroused’ thong!!!
I’d like to start off by telling you how it’s been manufactured from a 21st Century fibre that defies stains and creasing, that is guaranteed not to show through whatever clothes it’s worn under, and that is incredibly comfortable to wear no matter what the environment or the ambient temperature. I’d like to start off by telling you all of that … but I can’t, because it would all be a lie. That said, it is a quality cotton thong, and in my humble experience, a woman’s underwear drawer can never have too many quality cotton thongs. More importantly, it has a simple yet (if I may be so bold) somewhat eye-catching motif that ought to speak volumes to the men and/or women fortunate enough to be in a position to read the front of your panties whilst you’re still wearing them.
And all for the bargain price of $9.99.
So: can I tempt anyone to a unique item of lingerie that’s fun *and* mischievous? I can? Then pop on over to my CafePress.com shop. Sales advisors are standing by to take your call.
Postscript (21/05/07):
A wonderful double offer from Goldy over at ‘When the Lights Go Down‘. Not only is she planning to purchase an Easily Aroused thong … she plans on modelling it for a photo shoot. Don’t know about you, but I’m very excited about the prospect…
Postscript (27/05/07):
Goldy delivered, just as she promised. And oh boy, what a delivery it was. I’m speechless with desire. Go see why over at ‘When the Lights Go Down‘. You will *not* be disappointed. I know I wasn’t. Actually, that’s a lie. I am disappointed - at how wide the damned Atlantic is…
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No fair!! Mother Nature gave me more than my fair share of booty, and CafePress warns the buyer that the thong runs small. I want one, but my underwear drawer isn’t easily aroused, and that’s the only place it would be seen. …pout…
I’m truly sorry, J. If you can think of an alternative plan…
~EA
I thought of a solution to the ample booty problem. This site has fairly good quality products - maybe you could work something out with them. Hope this helps - I’d definitely love to help contribute. Your writing is always a bright, sexy spot in my week.
http://www.customizedgirl.com/cgi-bin/main.cgi?sid=089964c1b7ea1e7d917e70148fc939d8&ga=089964c1b7ea1e7d917e70148fc939d8_247413
http://www.customizedgirl.com/cgi-bin/main.cgi?sid=089964c1b7ea1e7d917e70148fc939d8&ga=089964c1b7ea1e7d917e70148fc939d8_247411
I like the design, EG, and ‘Customized Girl’ certainly offer a far wider choice of lingerie. But I can’t see them being especially interested in the same sort of arrangement as offered by CafePress. Thanks for the thought though - and for the lovely compliment…
~EA
LOL Oh no! Panties are my weak spot. I want them!
I may just have to donate to the fund, get myself some panties, get you some free advertising via camera whoring, and hope my parents don’t open the package before I do LOL. Hmmm…
*Serious contemplation ensues*
Ah ha! I knew I’d find your Achilles heel eventually, Goldy. Although you may have found mine with that mention of free advertising via camera whoring. Do I get to see a selection of images and then choose the ones I like best?
~EA
How very clever of you darling EA. I must admit that I am a very curvaceous babe and probably will not be able to wear it comfortably. I promise to recommend to less curvaceous friends. I do hope that you have so much success with the thong that you will expand your line to fit various sizes.
I’m already exploring other options, Sugar - but there don’t seem to be many (any?) companies out there that offer a wider range of lingerie *and* that operate under the same sorts of terms and conditions that CafePress does. So if anyone knows of one, please do let me know…
~EA
Mmmm. Nice design. I will have to think of a way to have them delivered without them getting into the wrong hands.
And then… I, like Goldy, am willing to advertise your product through a little “camera whoring”. You could ask all of your many female readers to buy the panties, and send in their photos… your own personal Easily Aroused harem. Wouldn’t that be an interesting post!
Thanks, Fille. I hope you’ll be able to arrange a sufficiently covert postage reception, and I very much look forward to your own “camera whoring”. As to your suggestion … I can’t claim that the idea hadn’t occurred to me - but I did worry that I might be considered to have ulterior motives that were a little *too* ulterior. However - if any female readers out there did decide to invest in a thong, and then felt so pleased with their purchase that they felt compelled to send me a photograph of them wearing it … well, who would I be to say no?
~EA
Hahaha, La fille and I have the same sort of problem and desires lol.
Ordering shall commence on Monday night so that they arrive when I’m home alone on Thursday(I hope). And then camera whoring shall commence, if all goes well. Chances are that I’ll take a few photos, pass them your way, and then post some on my blog. I don’t do HNT, but it would be rather fitting if it worked out that way. I figure it’s only fair. And, uhhh… my boyfriend does, too.
Goldie - thank you. Would you mind me admitting to my excitement at the prospect of my first lingerie model?
~EA
Well now how about this for an idea? For those of us who are not of a tiny body.. buy a pair of EA’s panties.. cut out the front and sew it neatly onto a pair that you have that DO fit you and VOILA!
Got to say that is just brilliant of me.. thanks folks!
Going to order mine now!
Got to support EA after all.. he has made me so happy soooo many times!
Genius, Lea - and thanks for the support…
~EA
~ Goldie - thank you. Would you mind me admitting to my excitement at the prospect of my first lingerie model? ~
LOL You know, I always wanted to be someone’s first.
The panties have been paid for and will be shipped very soon, so my vagina hopes.
You’re only building my anticipation, Goldie…
~EA