Thanks for the meme .. er .. EA
September 7, 2007 | Category: Confessions, News, Sexblogs
Time for a break. Well-deserved or otherwise, I’m taking it. Could be a week, could be a month. I’ll see just how much I enjoy being a non-active word smith.
In the meantime, I saw this meme on FriedKitten’s blog over a year ago, saved it for using as a potential post, and then promptly forgot all about it. So I’ve dredged it out, brushed off the mothballs, and present it to you for 15.8 seconds worth of edutainment. It’s the usual thing - the acts in bold are those that I’ve experienced. Anything denoted with a * is something I’d like to - or am game to - experience.
Can you guess what ticks are going to be added during my downtime?
Should you feel the urge to reproduce this meme on your own blog (tailored to your own experiences and tastes, naturally) please do so…
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights when I can’t sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is not my favourite place to have sex.
I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a webcam.
I have had sex over a webcam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if he/she turns me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
* I have dripped hot wax on a lover’s body.
* I have had a lover drip hot wax on my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building. [ Unless it's a really tiny fire in a fucking enormous building, I can't see this ever happening ]
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think Playboy is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn film.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a crush on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a (male) nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I’m not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone curled up next to me.
I have had sex underwater.
I have had sex in the snow.
I have had sex outdoors.
I have had sex in a public place or where I might have been discovered. [ Delete 'might have been' and insert 'was' ]
* I have had sex in a bathroom stall.
I have had sex in a car.
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing during sex. [ Like to, but not have to ]
I have had more than 10 orgasms in one night. [ I wish ]
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
** I have set-up a three-way for my lover. [ I'm trying. I'm really, really trying. ]
I stopped during this list to have sex.
All day I dream about sex. [ Maybe not *all* day ... but what's an hour between friends? ]
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I’ll do my best, ma’am…
~EA
“Unless it’s a really tiny fire in a fucking enormous building, I can’t see this ever happening”
I laughed and laughed. Happy vacation.
Thank you, Eliza…
~EA
Hurry back…..
Promise to try really hard, N…
~EA
You will be missed while you are gone…
I’m blushing - thank you…
~EA
Don’t be gone too long. We can hardly fantasize without you.;)
Make sure you get that threesome organized while you’re gone.
I’m sure you fantasize just fine without me, Fille - but thank you for the lovely thought…
~EA
Enjoy your holiday x
I’ll do my best…
~EA
Nice list your working through
Thank you, Lolly…
~EA
Short or long, or forever ~ enjoy your break, truly.
Thank you, JanetMarie…
~EA
Enjoy your downtime.. but please don’t make it too long. What would I do if you up and vanished!
As well, you simply must let us know what exactly you did … on your downtime
I’ll try not to stay away too long, Lea…
~EA
Sorry you’re taking a digital break, when I just discovered you. I like your writing very much stylistically. Just read a couple of posts, so I hardly have a feel for your sensual psyche.
I’m looking for a sensually sophisticated, erotic guy blogger for my new website LoungeNoir.com. The free site BuzzNoir.com will launch in Nov. You would be commenting on other material out there — sort of an upscale Fleshbot, but you could incorporate your own writing into the piece.
Timewise, I’m looking for two postings a week, inspired by 2-3 website references. There will be three bloggers, besides myself, and we will comment on each others’ blogs as well as outside ones.
The young woman blogger and I probably won’t like each other very much. I expect to recruit someone quite vapid . . . the very beautiful, demanding girl who wants to review your credit cards, before anything else.
If you have any interest in talking with me, please get in touch. I’m also interested in posting a string of your writing, apart from the blogger conversation.
Thanks and enjoy your hibernation. Alexa
Alexa, how did I miss this comment first time around? I suspect that the previous version of Wordpress (I upgraded not that long ago) was playing tricks on me. I will be emailing you in the next couple of days, but I very much suspect that by now, you’ve got yourself your SSEGB (Sensually Sophisticated Erotic Guy Blogger) to get both of your Noirs off the ground…
~EA
Oh what a very bad piece of news,just when I got back from my break you decide to go on yours…Whether you are gone for a week or a month or a year (hope not!!!) just make sure you enjoy it! I’ll keep busy with your list - still have some homework to do…- and looking forward to it! all the best, you are going to be missed.
I missed your comment first time around, Aurea (shame-faced apologies!). I hope that my sabbatical didn’t cause too much of a disruption to you…
~EA
Breaks can be good things. I do hope yours is.
I think I read the meme wrong. I just assumed the building was burning because of the sex, in a good way. And if you think of buildings a little more loosely, virtually, then maybe quite a lot..
Angela, my sincere apologies for not replying to your comment sooner (it’s November 13th today!) - it evidently slipped by me somehow, but I have no excuses. I guess the building might have combusted because of the heat generated by good sex. But it would have to be the most scintillating sex ever to stop me from heading for the fire exit…
~EA